Dear Mr Mobile Phone...You have made life pretty comfortable since the day you were born and over the years you have grown into a mature being, respected and well received every where and any where in the world. So much so that life without you is now unimaginable. From a poor rickshaw puller in dingy lanes of Chandni Chowk to the world's most powerful man Barack Hussein Obama, everybody religiously tugs you into their pocket before stepping out. Even when not going out, you are dutifully kept in near vicinity lest they miss out on some important message you might flash about the easiest and cheapest way to lose weight or how to earn quick bucks sitting at home.
But with all due respect I have some complaints to make. Don't take it personally but I guess you have become way too interfering. I understand its important to stay connected 24x7 in today's time but don't you think being available 24x7 is way too demanding. Ok just listen to this simple logic. Years before you were borne, people could afford reaching late to office at times and yet not be reprimanded as badly as they are now, because they could give any excuse of getting late, and would be seldom caught for getting up late. In today's scenario, the boss's secretary calls us up at six in the morning just to check if we are getting ready for the eight o clock meeting, she rechecks at quarter to seven and every 10 minutes after that on how far we have reached, all Courtesy YOU. Wonder what's the need of Global positioning System when we have You. And if this is not all, sometimes we have to report hours before we are scheduled to, just because a senior thought of dialing your number and passing on his work to us. We are dutifully informed again courtesy You.
And as if professional life was not enough, you have totally taken over our Personal lives too. Before You became such a prized possession, people valued their relationships for the love they shared, cherished every moment they spend together and stood by their promises. But You have, my dear, changed the whole logic of love now. Love these days is measured in the number of SMSes exchanged and frequency of calls. And, if God forbid, when one calls his/her loved one and You send an "engaged" tone for more than 10 minutes, there is bombardment of questions. "Who were you talking to,... so that's more important than me,... should have picked my call,... kept me waiting,... and the biggest Strike.. Don't love me anywhere..tsk..tsk..!!" And all this because instead of a sweet hello after romantic song caller tune, You thought of sending the "Engaged" tone. And about keeping promises, courtesy You plans are cancelled in matter of minutes by a single text.. "Hey dear... urgent meeting.. can't meet.. movie some other day... Promise.. Love..!!"
You did not even spare the school and college going kids. Earlier, even day scholars could bunk classes and go for movies without parents even getting to know, till the report card came,that is. But now even if we are in Hostel, You buzz with a flash saying "Home Sweet Home Calling". And even if we try hard to go into the farthest corner, Mom asks about our whereabouts, We say "College".. Mom says- but the background music seems like of some movie.. Now shouting, bunking classes for movies, is dat why we send you to the Hostel... n blah blah..." If only it was not for You dear Mobile Phone, we would have enjoyed the movie and managed to get the grades as well because our funda is simple- Movies or no Movies we study just the same.
And its not only You who is interfering more and more into our lives, You are spoiling us too. How You Wonder ??
Well when You blare out in full volume in some aunty's purse in a crowded Metro, we not only get to know about her choice of music but also about her opinion of her Mother-in-law, her good for nothing husband, her children's performance in school, her gossip loving neighbour, recipe of her favourite daal, the saree she recently bought, and almost everything you want to know about an individual. Because of You we are forced to listen to Aunty's personal talk at the highest pitch just because you thought of ringing while we were travelling with her in the Metro.
Although you have forced us to infringe upon other's Right to Privacy, with all due respect, I once again say that don't take it personally. You have made our lives extremely convenient but for all these little hiccups. And trust me when I say this that I Love You for what you are. Every relationship has minor hiccups, one must learn to ignore them. So I promise not to ever abandon You, no matter how demanding You can be at times.
Yours Truly
Faithful Companion.
PS: Ohhh... there you go again, blaring out my favourite song... I can't even write one letter in peace.. !!